It is very refreshing to recognize that we are the director of Big Sheep. "No problem, this helicopter is about to be scrapped. It is about to be dismantled and shipped back to China for treatment. Be careful and never let the boss know that you can pay a price that satisfies me!"
I said, "money is not a problem … er, I’m hungry. It’s time for lunch. Is that how you treat old customers?"
When the director’s eyes lit up, he asked someone to prepare food and wine. I took this opportunity to pull small Guangxi aside and ask, "You can drink a lot, right?"
Small Guangxi proudly said, "Just kidding, we Yao people just drink and grow up with 40-degree white wine. We drink it just like drinking water!"
I said with a sigh of relief, "Great, we can’t do it. It’s up to you. We’ve finished it. Let’s change the green notes in your pocket. Now we need your stomach!"
Xiao Guangxi patted his chest. "No problem, look at me!"
The leading role in the dining tables is of course vodka, which is slightly better than a plate of boiled broad bean noodles with a few roots in it. At first glance, it seems that there are so many bones of mutton sheep in an old hen. What’s the ghost of foie gras and fish sauce? Shandong and I secretly greet this female Maoxiong. Shandong has snatched the only bone of mutton sheep with a load of eyes, which is cleaner than being chewed by wild dogs for three months. There is no hope that I can attack the old hen. This old hen is estimated to be older than us. No matter how you branch out, you can’t break the old pimple skin. Maybe it was hiding in a corner to die just now, but it still made people dig three feet and dig it out. Alas, Maoxiong doesn’t know how to respect the old and love the young at all. I respect the old, but I don’t know how to chew it!
Small Guangxi has long been dry with the director of the wine, and the whole bottle has been poured down the throat in less than five minutes, and a lot of wine bottles have been thrown. The wine field is like a battlefield. These two goods are diamond in the diamond this time. After drinking one bottle after another, the outcome is inseparable. Damn it, they really drink wine as water! Vodka is a famous liquid explosive. One or several bottles can’t hold up for the two drunkards. The director blushes like steamed prawns, but Xiao Guangxi is sweating all over.
I can hold on and open another bottle called "Grandma, have a good fight again!"
The director also opened a bottle and patted Xiao Guangxi on the shoulder and said, "Good … Good capacity for drinking, but you, you, you can’t drink, but I admit defeat!"
Small Guangxi said, "I’m kidding. After staying in the mountains for 20 years, no one has ever drunk me. Cut the crap!"
"fuck!"
After drinking half a bottle in one breath, both of them began to stagger. Small Guangxi was tongue-tied. "Feelings, iron, drinking, bleeding, fuck! ! ！”
"dry! ! ！”
The last bottle was poured, and the director finally poured the bottle into the small Guangxi and smashed it into pieces. "I don’t drink in my old life!" " Say that finish also fell to shout finally poured the bear, I took out the hangover medicine to these two drunk guys, they vomited and tossed for several hours and finally woke up. It was Xiao Guangxi who woke up first and opened his eyes and called "What about the dead bear?" Did it fall? "
I pointed to the director "still lying there"
Small Guangxi laughed. "Grandma and I are fighting for death!"
At this time, the director woke up and saw the spirit of Xiao Guangxi. He looked at himself and saw the ghost expression. I smiled instead of laughing. "Wake up, right? Then can we talk about the price of helicopters? "
Director of a quick laugh "of course, of course"
Shandong learned from my tone and asked, "What kind of price are you going to offer?"
The director carefully made an offer, and his offer was already very cheap, and his tone was very respectful, like a kannika nimtragol, but-
Bang! ! !
Xiao Guangxi smashed a wine to the ground, pointed it at his nose and roared, "You can say that your grandmother wants to cheat us at such a price, right?"
Director of the cold sweat came up and kept saying sorry.
I said, "anyway, that helicopter is going to be scrapped. How can you sell it without losing money and make a profit? How can you cheat us? Your sincerity is very doubtful! "
The director even said, "Yes, yes, please make an offer. It’s yours."
I made a random price, and when he nodded, he said, "I don’t think that tank is good. The barrel of the gun is cracked."
Shandong said that "the load-bearing wheels are also badly worn"
Small Guangxi said, "Besides, that rear armor is too thin!"
Shandong and I looked askance at this guy.
They say there is no shame, there is more shame. I have seen it! His grandmother listed the armor on the back of the tank as very thin, which is not news for a long time. It’s hard enough for him to bargain with this one!
The director said with a sad face, "Make an offer."
When the negotiating opponent said "Name your price", it meant that he had surrendered, and we didn’t want to push him too hard. We made a conscience price of $2.5 million, and the tanks and helicopters were all ours. Hey, hey! Later, the army made up the money for us and gave us a bonus to remember the first class merit. We paid a heavy price for this first class merit!
Sequela A small Guangxi slept for two days after coming back, which made him even more nervous. His stock probably felt that he had too little money.
After the sequela, we bought a helicopter and a tank for more than 2 million yuan. We won a great reputation. The insider gave us a wonderful nickname with reverence-the Pit Dad Trio!
Although we got such a nickname, how to listen to it and how to listen to it, we don’t regret that the world is waiting to be dug by so many people in cheat people, right? If you don’t cheat, I won’t cheat so many idiots. Who will cheat? However, there are also gains. For example, the stock of small Guangxi has been rising step by step since then …
We are all happy to see the cute K-lines on the brain screen. Haha, can we have a share here? We can also make some small fortune with it! Just happy that the alarm sounded, which means that our happy time is over! The company commander roared and shook our eardrums. "Each group’s horse knot with auxiliary equipment repeats with auxiliary equipment!"
Small Guangxi mumbled, "It’s terrible! Something must have happened!" We rushed out with auxiliary equipment as fast as our heads flashed through the desert. It’s really a big deal. A wave of helicopters overhead kept passing by in the distance, and the tanks roared, making the ground tremble. The company commander roared and stuffed us into helicopters one by one. We felt that it was almost enough for helicopters and horses to take off without dragging their feet. Helicopter, we can see that our regiment missile brigade and long-range rocket launcher brigade are moving into the small town of Ashanti, and the fake tanks merged into a torrent of steel, which flowed over the desert track in a decent way, rolling up sand and almost covered the sky. The sky told us that this is not an exercise for the rest of our lives What the hell is going on here? Did you get into a fire with the Soviets?
Small Guangxi asked everyone’s doubts. The platoon leader said, "Cut the crap and be quiet!" See sample he also don’t know when the public communication channel to the company commander sound "just received intelligence sent back by military satellites, Citigroup several military bases have been extremely active, a number of missile positions also removed the camouflage.
The ground radar began to scan, suspecting that they were about to invade the west of Belan, and asked us to take the first-level action in Malaysia! "
Level one action! ?
We look at each other and take the initiative to attack, including cross-border reconnaissance or even launch a small-scale attack. The bayonet pricks an enemy to stimulate them and force them to act and find out what they are trying to do. It is not far from the war! We are the eyes and tentacles of the army. This deserted land forms a large grid. In addition to monitoring the enemy, we can also guide our missiles and long-range artillery shells to attack enemy nodes. The main forces of the two armies try to weaken the enemy as much as possible before they collide head-on. This is our responsibility. The company commander quickly distributes helicopters and throws out small squares all the way. We are nailing the D-shaped mountain where the elevation is 440 meters and the road is blocked. If the enemy ground troops are dispatched, it will be the only way. War has long been home for us. It’s a common meal. We are calm and quick to adjust and try all kinds of instruments. These instruments are sophisticated enough, but they are also very troublesome. If they break down carelessly, it will kill our group of planes. When we walk to the hatch, our comrades-in-arms pound our shoulders to encourage us to slide along the special nylon rope with heavy equipment. The desert residual temperature is suffocating. We can’t take care of these things. The helicopter can’t get too close to the border or it will be attacked. A fighter plane can shoot it down! There are more than ten kilometers left to walk on our own. By the way, the mountain desert road is really fucking hard to walk!
A few minutes later, through the communication system, we learned that the news couldn’t be worse. All the strategic bomber departments of the two-headed eagle military bases took off, and less than 300 advanced fighters were coming at us! The two aircraft carrier battle groups in the east attacked Harding Army Base at the same time!
After the conversation, I looked up, and the last ray of light in the sky had been blocked by night, and a little fluorescence flashed across the sky. It was a cruise missile! Later, we learned that the first strike of the double-headed eagle was that ballistic missiles were carried out overseas to kill our radar and anti-missile positions. When the target screens disappeared, the b-52 fleet slowly opened the magazine and fired long-range cruise missiles one by one. The computer commanded subsonic flying into the distant yellow and white plumes and painted a magnificent picture. When the fire dragons crashed, it would be tragic …
After 32 years, the double-headed eagle war of the Republic broke out again, and Mao Xiong’s sense of accomplishment was shattered by cruel reality. Whether we like it or not, Major General Liu Weiping predicted that misfortune would come true, and the war broke out.
When the fire swept through and tried to devour everything, we should not choose to pick up the rifle bayonet and draw it out of the sheath-to fight!